I’ll throw a cell phone at you crazy!

Move over Naomi! Put the hot dog down Tyra!..It’s about to be a whaaaat??! Walk off!

LOL..But really folks. I’m so exicted, I just did my very first photo shoot for a Bella Beauty Models. Calendar Coming This Fall!! Check out me and the rest of the Bella Beauties over at myspace. Promise you won’t be disappointed.

This has really turned into a personal blog as of lately, but I haven’t had time to keep up with myself let alone celeb fukkery..I’ve been a busy body. Your #2 hater girl is about to working not one but get this– TWO jobs! Gotta get that paper fo’ they catch me ridin durtaaay..

All is well in the love department chirrens..I had quite an adventure down in A.C last weekend during the Taver/Hopkins fight. Met up with one of my new boos and got the kiss of life..lol. Nothing serious, but i’m definitely having my fun..

Movin On Up!!!

I more ways than one…

Reason #1: I found a job! (at a bank which shall remain nameless) but it’s a great gig and I can work it year round when I go back to class. A bitch is feeling mighty good today coming from that second interview. I knocked it out and I looked [Tyra] FIERYARCE! [/Banks]. Not to mention I’ve pretty much gotten over teh ex and am happily single. You ever wake up one day and think to yourself:

“What the fuck is wrong with you?..You’re pretty, intelligent, got that goodness..Shut that shit up and wipe those tears away”

That’s how it went chile *waves hand like old woman* Put on My Life and me and Mrs. Blige had a nice long chat..lol.

Reason #2: I’ve had my eye on this one guy from school since last semester. We’ve talked since classes ended and he finally asked ya girl to go out Friday night. *Jay-Z voice* YES, yes yes!! *Hov!* ..looks like the drought might be officially ovaaaaaaaa! Hmph, well maybe not so soon cause i’m a [She] ladeeeeee[/NeyNey] and I don’t give up the goods that easily. But lawd gimme the strenfffff not to hop on this man like Fansworth Bentley backstage at a Chip N’ Dales opening in San Francisco. He fine yallReason #3: I’m gonna start modeling real soon..I ain’t skinny for nothing chile. That would be a waste of talent..Sorta like Shaq working at Best Buy for a living. Could you imagine that shit?..“Look nigga I said we ain’t got no more Sony’s!” But back to the subject at hand..my friend wants me to do an upcoming calendar for her company Bella Beauties and a bitch is gonna try my best to look…say it with me class: FIERYARCE!!! Trust me i’ll show you the finished product when it’s done.

In case you haven’t noticed..I’m baaaack. And i’ll try to do as many post as possible before I start work and in between..

Love peace and hair grease. No perms wit’ a comb in my head smokin sherm..