I’m gonna Runaway with my Hoodboy cause Hip Hop is Dead

Ludacris ft/MJB-Runaway Love

 

NaS- Hip Hop Is Dead

Shareefa-I Need A Bo–err I mean Fantasia- Hood Boy

Happy Early Ether Day!! Nas on ex hoe Carmen Bryan and others

Now that Carmen Bryan is following in the hoofprints of Karrine “Superhoe” Stephans with her tell-all book and Nas set to release his new album “Hip Hop Is Dead”, folk have been curious as too what Nas has to say about all this madness. To be quite honest, i’m getting sick of this skeeza Carmen. But nonetheless, the gossip must continue…Below is a few snippets of a recent radio interview when asked about Carmen and her skanktastic book. Upon listen, he sounds like he doesn’t even break a sweat, unlike his wife Kelis, who Carmen claimed in a recent interview “Doesn’t wear deodarant..” Hmmm..whatever nigga. She’s just mad he went and married Kelis and now all she has left behind is cum residue and Oprah episodes. Poor poor Destiny…Happy Early Ether Day!!!

 

 

Nas on Carmen:::Nas on Jay-Z:::Nas on Mobb Deep
[Props to TheYoungPolitician from SOHH.COM]

Happy Hump Day!!!

Don’t front, you know you’d still hit it!

NYPD is D’Worst

An angry crowd have demanded to know why New York police officers killed an unarmed man on the day of his wedding, firing dozens of shots that also wounded two of the man’s friends.Some called for the ouster of the city’s police commissioner.

At a vigil and rally the day after 23-year-old Sean Bell was supposed to have married the mother of his two young children, a crowd led by the black civil rights leader, the Reverend Al Sharpton, shouted “No justice, no peace”.

At one point, the crowd of a few hundred counted off to 50, the number of rounds fired.

Paul Mooney is d’best! His hilarious take on KKKramer

Happy Ham Day!!

I’m not a big fan of turkey so ham is my stand in..Yum yum..Eat up bitches!

Beyonce as Kelly Rowland: Jennifer Hudson steals the spotlight on Oprah

So I didn’t feel like posting this yesterday, but Jennifer Hudson pretty much Kelly’d Beyonce yesterday on Oprah while promoting the upcoming movie Dreamgirls. I mean, don’t get me wrong..I like Bey and her *ahem* colorful costumes, but everytime she does a show I feel like it turns into the “Beyonce Show” complete with her two doting parents in the audience. I was just waiting for little nefew Daniel to hop on stage and start tapdancing. But to my surprise I was absolutely tickled to see Jennifer shut it down (even though she tried to play it cool) The crowd gave a her a huge standing ovation upon her entrance. Simon Cowell dislodged his finger from his finely tuned asshole long enough to give Jennifer her props via satellie, from whatever funny sounding land he’s from. Opree even referred to her performance in Dreamgirls as “a religious experience.” And we know just how religious Opree can be. Jennifer’s look was “cute” but she could’ve done better. Her hair was adorable. The dress..hmmm kinda churchy compared to the other guests. But she was reveled in fabulous fantasticnous no doubt.

K-K-Kramer of Seinfeld a racist?

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show “Seinfeld,” appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. It appears two guys, both African-American, were in the cheap seats playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass.”

The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, “They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger.”

After the three-minute tirade, it appears the majority of the audience members got up and left in disgust.

Woooow..what a fucking idiot. I can’t wait to hear the press-release for this one..“Oops, I was just joking ..” His crappy career will go even farther down the shit box for sure. Stupid ass celebrities make my job easier…NEXT!

Arrrggghhh..Star Jones shows us some skin

 

Apparently she put some makeup on her tittays to hide that scar. Well, guess what Star? I can still see that shit and its skusting. Her pancake titties don’t make it any better. Wait, didn’t she get a breast lift?? Those titties are probably running from her face.

Get the lube ready: Eva Longoria and Beyonce to star in lesbian flick

 

 

 

Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama ‘Tipping The Velvet’.Eva, 31, said: “Yes it’s true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It’s such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story.” Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water’s novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyoncé and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.Beyoncé, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: “We’ve had ‘Brokeback Mountain’ so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment.” Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can’t wait for filming on the project to start.A source revealed: “They weren’t at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It’s going to be very hot.” The BBC’s TV adaptation of ‘Tipping The Velvet’ caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.{source}

 

Whatever. The acting will suck–a lot. But not more than the mindless titty sucking. I’m going no where near a movie theater when this shit comes out. Talk about juicy hot dogs and extra popcorn butter. Imagine the jizz encrusted movie seats after this comes out. Ugh.

 

UPDATE: Nope..Sorry guys. ‘No lesbo action for you’ says Eva Longoria