Fantasia The Sweaty

I really don’t need to say anything more..just let it sit and marinate yall…

Takeitoutside’s Most Annoying of ‘06

Yes, it’s that time of year again. Last year we had a our very first inductees..This year was 10x’s as annoying so we’re gonna even that out with10 inductees. Let’s start shall we:

10/Beyonce

The girl who has everything. Seriously folks, the picture says it all. That’s the face her stans make to kiss her ass or possibly suck her d-i-c-k. (I said she had it ALL!)  Beyonce is on every list this year. She had a new song every damn week this year…a new album every other month…New dress every 2 hours.. Alright..maybe i’m exagerrating bigger than her lacefront weaves, but it feels like it right? Bitch has been promoting Dreamgirls since Jesus was in middle school. I don’t know about yall but it’s gotten annoying and i’m all Beyonce’d out. And I know you’re asking “Where’s Jay-Z??” Trust me Hovi Baby is a whole notha post chile…

James Brown movie already in the works (I KNEW IT!)

Spike Lee (yes!) will rewrite a draft recently turned in by Jezz and John Henry Butterworth. The script has been through several drafts since Steve Baigelman wrote the original [...] Brown was an active part of the development of the biopic project “Like everybody, I was surprised and saddened that James Brown died,” Grazer said Tuesday. “Having known him well, and after spending lots of time with him and researching his life, it’s somehow not surprising that he died on Christmas Day. He was the ultimate showman, all the way to the end.” [yoinked]

Now, the question is…who should play James? I wanna say Jamie Foxx, but it would be too redundant..Perhaps Eddie Murphy?? Then again, Spike is good for putting relatively unknown actors in his movies so we might be surpised…

Honoring the Godfather of Soul

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — James Brown, the legendary R&B belter, a singer and songwriter who created a foundation for funk and provided the roots of rap, a man of many nicknames but a talent that can only be described as one of a kind, is dead.

Brown died early Monday at Atlanta’s Emory Crawford Long Hospital of congestive heart failure, his agent said. He was 73.

“The most difficult thing is for me to stand here without him. We were a team,” Charles Bobbit, Brown’s personal manager, told reporters Monday.

Pausing to fight back tears, Bobbit said he was at Brown’s bedside when he died.

Brown told him, “I’m going away tonight.”

Then he took three long, quiet breaths, and closed his eyes, Bobbit said.

Brown was in Atlanta for a dental appointment when he fell ill and was admitted to the hospital over the weekend for pneumonia.

“It appears what happened is that he did die of a heart attack as a result of his pneumonia,” the singer’s agent Frank Copsidas told CNN Radio.

Brown — known variously as “the Godfather of Soul,” “The Hardest Working Man in Show Business,” “Soul Brother Number One” and “Mr. Dynamite” (and often introduced as all of the above) — was known for his elastic dance moves, razor-sharp musicianship and all-stops-out performances.

So sad…All artists should pay tribute to one of the greatest influences of modern day music. He will be missed…

James Brown Tribute video:

Season’s Greetings Bitches!!!

Fuck expensive pocketbooks and diamonds..This is pretty much all I want for Christmas..Ahhhhh..The gift that keeps on giving..

Happy Lacefront Monday!!

Justin Guarini, American Idol season 1 runner up, (yes that’s him yall..) don’t went and got a lacefront and some botox. He reminds me of Dave Chappelle’s Chuck Taylor character..Shame fo’ shame..

Oh yea…I apologize for the lack of posting, but a sista was busy with finals. I’m finally done now so we can get back to the love-hatin

Kelis shakes her McDonalds milkshake

By now, you all should know how I feel about WacArnolds. But if you don’t this just validates my “Wtf-ness?!” with the company. As if arguing with a toothless 60 year old employee wasn’t enough they had to drag my fabulous skanktastic Kelis into their cheesy ass marketing ploy. I’m sure they paid her ass well. But is a 6 piece nugget and fry combo this damn serious?:

 

I’m surprised they didn’t have Mexicans and black people crumping in the isles.

 

Kanye West sued by Evel Knievel??

Evel Knievel has sued Kanye West, taking issue with a video in which the rapper takes on the persona of “Evel Kanyevel” and jumps a motorcycle over a canyon.Knievel, whose real name is Robert Craig Knievel, filed a lawsuit in federal court Monday claiming infringement on his trademark name and likeness. He also claims the “vulgar and offensive” images depicted in the video damage his reputation.“That video that Kanye West put out is the most worthless piece of crap I’ve ever seen in my life, and he uses my image to catapult himself on the public,” the 68-year-old daredevil said Tuesday.West, 28, couldn’t immediately be reached for comment Tuesday. The lawsuit asks for damages and seeks to halt distribution of the video.

Oh bitch PUH-lease. Even though Kayne is a dramatic cunt and does and says stupid shit. This is downright baseless and somewhat retarded to sue over. I say Evel Knievel and Kanyevel should settle this bitch fest by both getting strapped to a rocket and launched off a cliff. The one who makes it to the ground first wins. Now, that i’d pay money to see.

Why I must cry.

Weirdest yet funniest Youtube ever.  This nicca makes R.Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet series sound like Beethoven. I’m not even going to explain it, but me thinks me juss los sevral poins off my I.Que juss watchiingg dis.

 Rehdog- Why I must not cry

 Another  gem: You Say I’m Ugly (Rmx)

They got Nino Brown yall

Wesley Snipes Arrested in Tax Fraud Case
Associated PressORLANDO, Fla. – Wesley Snipes surrendered to authorities Friday on tax fraud charges, two months after he was indicted, said federal officials and a publicist for his new film.

Snipes flew on a private jet from Namibia, where he is filming “Gallow Walker,” to an Orlando airport to turn himself in, said Ian Thompson, a spokesman for Sheer Films, which is producing the movie. U.S. Attorney’s spokesman Steve Cole in Tampa confirmed the arrest.

After a morning appearance in federal court in Ocala, Snipes planned to return to Africa to finish the movie, Thompson said from his London office.

Snipes was charged in October with fraudulently claiming refunds totaling nearly $12 million in 1996 and 1997 on income taxes already paid. The star of the “Blade” trilogy and other films was also charged with failure to file returns from 1999 through 2004.

According to the indictment, Snipes had his taxes prepared by accountants with a history of filing false returns to reap payments for their clients. The firm, American Rights Litigators, would receive 20 percent of refunds from clients, according to the indictment.

The 44-year-old actor has said he is a scapegoat and was unfairly targeted by prosecutors. If convicted, he faces up to 16 years in prison.

“Gallow Walker,” a cowboy picture, will be completed next week and released sometime next fall, Thompson said. Snipes’ arrest wasn’t expected to delay the film, he said.

–I just got one thing to say: Am I my brother’s bookkeeper??