The Hot Ass Mess Report

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No this isn’t a promo for Interracial Wet Juicy Black Asses 17. See who’s setting the race back after the jizzump!

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It’s Neicy Nash looking all stank booty at the Reno 911 movie premiere. Happy Black History Month!!

>>>This just in!!!<<<

Big Daddy Kane comes down with a serious case of WKITGW (When Keepin It Trendy Goes Wrong)..In his case, terribly wrong:

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Shame fo’ shame. Look at damn that Brandy hat yall.. When asked who he was wearing BDK replied: “The belt was courtesy of John Cena and the shirt straight from Fabio’s personal collection…When it comes to lookin a hot ass mess I ain’t no joke!”

And last in our report, Kelis channels Barney the Dinosaur

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When contacted for comment all Barney had to say was this:

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Harsh words from Barney….

That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for today. Good night, Good luck, and stay away from Brandy hats…

4 Responses to “The Hot Ass Mess Report”

  1. DivineLavender Says:

    I find Ms. Nash and all that ass so..sexy. I love it…and I love her shape! She is sexy to me….hot mess and all. Who else can have a big, round, firm ass without dipples??? Come here Ms. Nash got something for ya!

    On the other hand who said cotton candy was a hair dye? The only woman that I know that REALLY ROCKED pink hair was PINK and even after a while she gave it up!

  2. The Phoenix aka That Girl Tam Says:

    I went to high school with Neicy Nash. I didn’t like her THEN and I don’t like her now…not to mention the fact that her man (back then) was all in MY grill when he shoulda been in HERS. That picture makes her look absolutely ridiculous and she should be ashamed..I hope that’s not real…ewww if it is…

  3. takeitoutside Says:

    Gossip??!! Hahah I love it Tam. I heard it was a fake ass though..Either way she’s still a HAM!!!

  4. Matt Says:

    Ms.Nash is the epitome of a healthy thick African American woman. If I could I would

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