I forgot all about her

Remember sweet sweet untalented Cassie?

Me neither, until I saw this picture of her and baby dad producer Ryan Leslie. Is it me or does she look preggers sans makeup and glowing in the face. Dallas Austin is making another ‘fuck-a-hoe’ video as I type.

Beyonce- Get Me Bodied

Chill it’s only a clip. This hoe needs to stop playin and release the whole thing though. I can’t wait to pat my weave to the extended version in the clubs this summer.

Beyonce – Get Me Bodied  

Poor bitch.

Who in the hell poisoned the dog food? I say it was those sneaky ass cats

Am I wrong if I secretly laugh at these people crying into their bowls Easy Mac and hot dogs? Cause if I am-that’s too bad. They know they fed those bitches a McNugget or two! Have a baby and get over it. I’m not sorry

You might wanna stop eating.

Yea, I think that’s about right. Excuse me…I’m nauseous. The rest of you anorexics can throw up you lettuce over here

You Already Know What It Is

Did somebody order a three piece? Watch this young fool get knocked the fuck out with the quickness. Know I wanna knuck and buck on a hoe!

You Already Know What It Is

Tuesday is the new Monday

Because that seems like the only time I update this bitch. Excuse’ moi but a bitch was on spring break and didn’t feel like updating. Get over it. You still love me.

I’m guessing you already saw all the Soul Train pics and other random gossip from my friends to the right to the right..so i’ll just leave yall with Toccarra’s Breast today..

Happy Monday: Tracy Morgan Will Get You Pregnant!

Here’s a clip of high as kite Tracy Morgan on an El Paso, TX morning show. Pure hilarity at it’s finest

Somebody Gone Get Pregnant

Sunday Throwback

I know I wasn’t the only one who watched this show Saturday morning on PBS.. The lion and cockatoo were my favorite but watching this shit now is downright creepy.

 

Zoobilee Zoo

The Hot Ass Mess Report: K-Ci & Fat Joe

Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20

Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize

 

 

Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe

Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:

And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.

It’s the Roc?

Nah, this picture ain’t from ‘02 but from Beanie Siegal’s B-Day Bash Tuesday night at 40/40 in NYC. Glad to see Jay-Z left the dimpled neck tie home and threw on a hoodie. It’s nice to see the La Roc Familia back together again. All they’re missing is drunk Dame pourin’ Belvedere on some random broad’s head. Ain’t we lucky we got em..(doom-doom-da-doo doo-doom-doom..) [see more pics at YBF]