We’ve come a long way from last years honorees but 2007 has proved to be just as annoying. Lets get this thing started shall we”
10/Shitney Spears
Bitch is terrible and she only got more annoying by the month. She shaved her crazy head bald, attacked some paparazzi, checked into rehab, flashed us her mom tunnel, lost her kids(sad really), had the worst performance EVER, ran some lights, hit cars and a few people. Yet and still she remains alive with the help of a steady stream of frappachino and cheeto snacks. Not to be outdone her little sister gets pregnant and they’re reporting on this shit like it’s WW III. Ummm Matt Lauer, I’m just tryna find out if it’s gonna be clear or cloudy ya dig? Shut that shit up. I think I speak for everyone when I say HOE SIT DOWN.
Trey “SkinnyBones” Songz justifies his R&B thug by jumping into the crowd after a non-fan throws ice during his show. Pandemonium ensues. Expect a lawsuit next week genius. I swear celebs better not be doing this shit in 08′. Whats next? Kirk Franklin gonna start stompin hoes for singing off key?
I’m not a big fan of Ne-Yo and his cuntastic mannerisms but this song is hot. Guess he got sick of all Beyonce’s shine and wrote himself a male version of ‘Irreplaceable.’ The video is arguable. Directed by Hype Williams, it’s basically Neyo and a buncha lightskinned heffas being all foo foo la and what not. Crazy Jade from America’s Next Jobless Model is in there strutting her crazy stuff.
I swear The Blackards got nothing better to do these days. Is there a reason you need a chain of your likeness cause I am quite sure airbrushed t-shirts were in 2 years ago Rick Ross. And when the hell did Sean Kingston Grimace become a spokesperson for Crayola? Ronald finna’ put a big red shoe in somebodies ass. Jesus be a chain snatching thief.
The Warner Bros. tale “I Am Legend,” starring Smith as a plague survivor who may be the last living human, debuted with $76.5 million, the biggest December opening ever and a personal best for one of Hollywood’s top box-office champs, according to studio estimates Sunday.
[...] “I Am Legend” smashed Smith’s personal debut record, easily exceeding the $52.1 million opening weekends of “I, Robot” and “Men in Black II,” his previous bests. “I Am Legend” outdid the $72.6 million premiere of 2003’s “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King,” the previous best December opening.
“It’s nice to be in the Will Smith business,” said Dan Fellman, head of distribution for Warner Bros. “He is just the No. 1 box-office star in the world today.”
Go head brotha! Can I get hooked up with a second cousin or maybe great uncle Larry? I’m just sayin…
That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.
Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”
Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down.
In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…
I just got a mean whiff of foo foo la! I’m just saying–Omarian.The hair.the scarf.the glasses. Get ME bodied indeed. Plus, they’ve been everywhere trying to promote their little homoerotic duet album. Go head yall…
Here’s the real reason why Bow-wow was rushed the the hospital.
Since summer, the occasional star of “The Color Purple” has missed nearly 50 performances, production sources say. Following a three-week vacation caused by the strike, she dropped last Friday’s performance, causing pandemonium in the lobby of the Broadway Theatre.
An 8-year-old girl sobbed uncontrollably when she heard Fantasia was not going to be in the show.
“It was very sad,” my lobby spy reports. “Her mother was trying to explain to her that Fantasia was sick, but the girl didn’t understand and just kept crying.”
[...] Since the American Idol began dropping performances, producers have refunded tens of thousands of dollars worth of tickets. Sources say Fantasia’s out a lot because she’s simply not up to the grueling Broadway schedule.
Uh oh..You know what–this is why I hate on some celebs..Excuse me? “Simply not up to the grueling schedule?” Ummm..This is what you signed up for right?..I’m pretty damn sure people are not up to shelling out their hard earned paycheck money only to not have her ass show up. Celie get on your job and stop pussyfootin around with Young Dro Mister…You know Oprah Miss Sophia don’t play that shit!