Chill it’s only a clip. This hoe needs to stop playin and release the whole thing though. I can’t wait to pat my weave to the extended version in the clubs this summer.
Finally another video from B-Day..If you don’t know already she’s releasing a video for damn near ‘err song off B-Day on a deluxe edition of B-Day scheduled to hit stores in early April. The video is typical Bey fashion, but idk..I expected more..more..color. Some greens, purples, oranges. I’m guessing she saved it all for the Get Me Bodied video. And yes Hovi Baby makes an appearance at the last minute..
Beyonce ft/Joe Camel- Ugrade You
Orgasm of the day: Shakira & Beyonce- Beautiful Liar
Snoop feeling all up on some tranny hag’s titty balls (literally). Don’t believe me? Just see for yourself (NSFW!!!) [Ace]That’s a MAN baby![/Ventura] via MediaTakeOut
Beyonce aged 40 years…It’s a good ass photoshop but you know she’ll still be rockin the blond wig. Check out the other celebrity geezers at 1000 words.com
On E!’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Don’t you just love the name of that show? It screams “I’m a failure, now pass me that crack pipe!.” Anywho, Letoya & Latavia set the record straight (or at least tries) about why they left, or were kicked out of Destiny’s Child. In the interview Letoya say’s “Matthew Knowles is a scan-less low down skunk and Beyonce is a backstabbing weave wearin’ bitch!” Well not realllllly but that’s what I think Letoya was trying to get across. Letoya claims she couldn’t even pay her cell phone bill at the height of DC’s success. I guess that’s why they were trying to get guys to pay it for ‘em. *rimshot* Both ladies also say they didn’t even know they were kicked out of DC until they saw the “Say My Name” video. Wow, talk about some ignant shit. Now that’s ignant. It was sad when they broke up though..Letoya was always my favorite DC member. I wish her and Latavia much success..Visit her website or pick up the album
Yes, it’s that time of year again. Last year we had a our very first inductees..This year was 10x’s as annoying so we’re gonna even that out with10 inductees. Let’s start shall we:
10/Beyonce
The girl who has everything. Seriously folks, the picture says it all. That’s the face her stans make to kiss her ass or possibly suck her d-i-c-k. (I said she had it ALL!) Beyonce is on every list this year. She had a new song every damn week this year…a new album every other month…New dress every 2 hours.. Alright..maybe i’m exagerrating bigger than her lacefront weaves, but it feels like it right? Bitch has been promoting Dreamgirls since Jesus was in middle school. I don’t know about yall but it’s gotten annoying and i’m all Beyonce’d out. And I know you’re asking “Where’s Jay-Z??” Trust me Hovi Baby is a whole notha post chile…
So I didn’t feel like posting this yesterday, but Jennifer Hudson pretty much Kelly’d Beyonce yesterday on Oprah while promoting the upcoming movie Dreamgirls. I mean, don’t get me wrong..I like Bey and her *ahem* colorful costumes, but everytime she does a show I feel like it turns into the “Beyonce Show” complete with her two doting parents in the audience. I was just waiting for little nefew Daniel to hop on stage and start tapdancing. But to my surprise I was absolutely tickled to see Jennifer shut it down (even though she tried to play it cool) The crowd gave a her a huge standing ovation upon her entrance. Simon Cowell dislodged his finger from his finely tuned asshole long enough to give Jennifer her props via satellie, from whatever funny sounding land he’s from. Opree even referred to her performance in Dreamgirls as “a religious experience.” And we know just how religious Opree can be. Jennifer’s look was “cute” but she could’ve done better. Her hair was adorable. The dress..hmmm kinda churchy compared to the other guests. But she was reveled in fabulous fantasticnous no doubt.
Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.
The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama ‘Tipping The Velvet’.Eva, 31, said: “Yes it’s true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It’s such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story.” Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water’s novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyoncé and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.Beyoncé, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: “We’ve had ‘Brokeback Mountain’ so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment.” Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can’t wait for filming on the project to start.A source revealed: “They weren’t at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It’s going to be very hot.” The BBC’s TV adaptation of ‘Tipping The Velvet’ caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.{source}
Whatever. The acting will suck–a lot. But not more than the mindless titty sucking. I’m going no where near a movie theater when this shit comes out. Talk about juicy hot dogs and extra popcorn butter. Imagine the jizz encrusted movie seats after this comes out. Ugh.
UPDATE: Nope..Sorry guys. ‘No lesbo action for you’ says Eva Longoria
AND GET OUT!!….Kickin niccas out a la Angela Bassett is my favorite thing to do..lol. Here’s Beyonce’s video for Irreplaceble if you haven’t already seen it yet. This is one of my favorites from B-day. I hope she releases Suga Mama or Get Me Bodied as the next single..But then again, most of cd is hot with the exception of Freakum Dress & Green Light.
On the contrary…
Brotha might’ve had some good dillznick. In that case we might wanna switch up our tune.
Weekend Throwback: 702- Get It Together
Peace chittlins…Until Monday, you can find me at the greenlight with my freakum dress on (whatever tha hell a “freakum” dress is)
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