Da’hell u been?!?

So I haven’t updated this jawn in a minute..I’ve been busy with the wonderful thing called life but I realize i’ve been nice for waaaay too long.  The bitch is back!

Bow-wow demands RESPECT!…and DMX being DMX

That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.

Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”

Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I  or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down. 

In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…

So…yea..ummmm.

I’ve really been slacking (as usual) on keeping up with my beloved hater blogging. And it’s not like I lack the passion to blog…I love blogging, I really do! I wish I had more time and energy to dedicate to this but the truth is—i’m in school. Nursing school. And if you know anything about that, you know it’s harder than R.Kelly backstage at a Little Miss Sunshine pageant. So while I miss blogging I simply have too much reading and writing careplans to do, let alone follow how many crust-dingles are hanging in T-Pain’s beard today. Alas, there will be updates haters and hatettes; for I have not completely abandoned you! I just got better shit to do. We ain’t talkin bout PRACTICE! This is real life chumps..So bear with me and trust that I will be back sooner than you think. Plus, if i spruce this place up and throw up some annoying ads I could make some money before yall honkys change yo’ miiiiindss-zz.

Doin’ it BAD!

Oh me oh my..Where do I begin?… JLo smackin ethnic hoes left and right. Child slaves. Morbidly obese women wrapped in chains. Eccentric gheys. Food Fetishes. Wack choreography.

Behold the trainwreck that is her new video, produced by David LaChappelle:

Doin’ It Well BAD

 

Bitch is Free

TMZ reports that “LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM.”

May Jeebus have mercy on us all. Medical condition my ass! Millions of people deal with herpes every day. I knew bitch wouldn’t be there for long. In “celebration” of her release Don King continues to tapdance fo’ massa

UPDATE: Skank is back in jail. Pandemonium ensues.

No updates….because

I’m a college student and i’ve been busting my ass trying to pass the semester. Regular posting will commence by the end of this month..or probably whenever I feel like it. I know I suck but this site is the last thing on my mind right now…But in celeb news

Jay-Z denies being da pappy of dat dere chile

Don Imus is just a stupid honky

This pussy gets around

Poor bitch.

Who in the hell poisoned the dog food? I say it was those sneaky ass cats

Am I wrong if I secretly laugh at these people crying into their bowls Easy Mac and hot dogs? Cause if I am-that’s too bad. They know they fed those bitches a McNugget or two! Have a baby and get over it. I’m not sorry

Foxy says she’s a victim of police brutality

As reported by TMZ, The rapper held a press conference yesterday, and attacked the Pembroke Pines Police for their alleged treatment of her during her February 15 arrest.[...]She goes on to say “The only crime I am guilty of committing is being a young black female celebrity in Broward County,” said Brown. “I am the victim of an overzealous police department who engaged in police brutality and a money-hungry store owner whose motives are for me to pay his mortgage on his house and his children’s tuition.”Brown added that the store owner barged in on her while she was on the toilet and demanded she leave the store , without giving her the privacy to get dressed. Though Brown went off on the police department and the store owner, she didn’t deny the charges they filed against her.

Are you fuckin kidding me? Why is she always holding press conferences as if she really matters? She hasn’t been relevant since..since..Damn, she’s never been relevant. Hmm…lemme give her some credit. Her excessive use of purple lipstick has inspired me to eat more beets. And who knew $200 sew-in Wet N’Wavy weaves could put your kids through college. That does it! I’m quitting my job at the bank and opening up a kitchen ass hair-do shop in my garage. Weavemaster’s aint’ got shit on me!

Hair Queen’s For Your Enjoyment

Foxy Brown is a crazy ho

MIAMI (Reuters) – Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida and held overnight for battery and obstruction of justice, according to the arrest record and local newspaper reports on Friday.Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was detained at a Pembroke Pines beauty-supply shop on Thursday night after a disturbance there, The Miami Herald newspaper said.The arrest record of the Broward Sheriff’s Office said she was held on $1,500 bail for the two offenses. It gave no further details.The hip-hop artist was sentenced in New York last October to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a $20 manicure.Brown was ordered to stay away from the manicurists for the next five years.

TMZ says she threw hair glue at an employee (lmao!) and spat on another. The cops had to subdue her with the “takedown method” (bwahaha)  Damn, this bitch is like the Deebo of nail salons. First off, It’s only 13 dollah fo’ refill and 25 fo’ foo set.  Second, somebody needs to tell her ass about a lacefront wig. Her ass probably still glues to the scalp. Third, why can’t she just sit her ass in a chair, breath in the toxic fumes and talk about shit no one cares about like the rest of us? Is she that hard up for cash? I don’t even feel sorry for her gremlin lookin ass. I’m curious, can she even hear? Who cares. I’m sure her ass can read. If you see Inga, tell her TAKEITOUTSIDE said Hoe Sit Doooown!!!

Jay-Z superstan on Dr. Phil

“I’ve been stalking Jay-Z more than three years,” Katrina says matter-of-factly. “Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He’s a big celebrity. In my mind, he’s more than that. He is just my dream. I can’t seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all.” Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up.” Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.(lmao!!!)” [read the rest]

This hoe ain’t got no manners yall. If she wants to get on top of Jay-Z’s camel hump I suggest she take the elegant hoe approach: Get some singing/dancing lessons, move to Barbado’s and change her name to Rihanna…works everytime!

But seriously (not really) Jay-Z should probably file a restraining order on this crazy ho..But not until we get to see Bey’s Beverly Johnson tracks all over the red carpet. PRICELESS!