Da’hell u been?!?

So I haven’t updated this jawn in a minute..I’ve been busy with the wonderful thing called life but I realize i’ve been nice for waaaay too long.  The bitch is back!

And the most annoying of 2007 is….

Me.

I know I neglected this blog like a teenage father abandons his responsibilities but I just haven’t had the desire to post. Excuuuuuuse me for having a life!..you didn’t want one with me! (*Dead President’s reference*) Anywho i’ll try to keep this piece piece updated as much as possible.

Moving on, I know I clowned Trey “Skinny Bonez” Songz in the past about his facial expressions and physique (or lackthereof) but this song is the hotness. And after watching this video idk..Trey Songz might could get it after a few Popeyes Chicken family value meals and Ensure beverages. We just gotta make sure the sheets are non-flammable cause you know a chick is just as skinny…

Trey Songz- Last Time (watch for the bootycake slip at 1:22)

So…yea..ummmm.

I’ve really been slacking (as usual) on keeping up with my beloved hater blogging. And it’s not like I lack the passion to blog…I love blogging, I really do! I wish I had more time and energy to dedicate to this but the truth is—i’m in school. Nursing school. And if you know anything about that, you know it’s harder than R.Kelly backstage at a Little Miss Sunshine pageant. So while I miss blogging I simply have too much reading and writing careplans to do, let alone follow how many crust-dingles are hanging in T-Pain’s beard today. Alas, there will be updates haters and hatettes; for I have not completely abandoned you! I just got better shit to do. We ain’t talkin bout PRACTICE! This is real life chumps..So bear with me and trust that I will be back sooner than you think. Plus, if i spruce this place up and throw up some annoying ads I could make some money before yall honkys change yo’ miiiiindss-zz.

2007 AMA’s.

My sentiments exactly Miss Celie…

The more award shows come on my teevee the less i’m interested…Here’s some of the night’s “highlights” (I guess)

Sugarland & Beyonce’s jacket

Cuntry music is right. I actually did enjoyed it until Beyonce came out tried to obviously outsang ole girl.

Next up..

Alicia Key’s Ms.Celie braid and every Jamaican artist EVER!

Cute. I’m glad to report that Fansworth Bentley is safe and sound..

Rihanna & the WB Frog

This song makes my ears bleed so i put my tv on mute. Was the band reeally necessary? Whatever..

I’m still looking for cute ass Chris Brown’s perfomance..

Update: Youtube took down all the links..meh. I’m too lazy to look for new ones but Miss Celie’s facial expression never lies..

I’m back like cooked CRACK!

Yessirrrrr!!!

So you know what that means right??? NEW CARS FOR EVERYONE!! (Not really), but I am gonna be posting regulary between school and work. But for now I gotta say au revoir my dahlings, I gotta get to work..See ya tomorrow

Did ya miss me?

I’m gonna keep it short and simple because I know you’re tired of the lies and empty promises. Reminds you of your raggedy ass boyfriend right? Yeah mine too. I was really getting the hang of this blogging stuff but I had to live my life for the summer. Working and having fun when I can has been the stat quo for me..BUT I will be back to regular posting once the semester starts in early September. I have a loooooot of stuff I have to get off my chest. I didn’t forget about this blog and how much inner joy it brings me *sniffle* I’ve put too much work(though few and far between) into it to completely forget bout it. I’m gonna put up a new layout up soon and fix this old dump up..

Until then visit…the *womp womp womp*..You know the routine…

‘Member this?..

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Due to my finals there won’t be any new posts for a good week and a 1/2..Don’t cry..dry ya eyes..and check out the fine blogs to the left . Wish me luck..I love you all bitches!!

*blows kisses*

*Shakes fist*

I’m having such a shitty day today. And it all started with socks..(imagine that..) socks..I had a whole post ready for yall yesterday, hit “Publish Post” and Blogger outright said ‘fuck it’ and died on me. Good thing I saved. When I get home i’ll post it bitches Until then, click the fine blogs over to left of you..

P.S- See any off the wall celebrity shit that you’d like me to speak on- email me!…Link to me and don’t see a back link??? Email me! I’ll be more than happy to add you to the blogroll.

10 Facts About ME

You didn’t know or don’t care to know..but you’re gonna learn it anyway because I’ve been tagged a good three times by my fellow bloggers in crime..

*drum roll*

10. I grew up in Camden, NJ..One of the most dangerous and poorest cities in America. I don’t know…I never saw it that way when I was there *shrugs shoulders*

It’s home, where i’m from… I just moved about 4 years ago (only 20 minutes away) and i’m up there everyday for school. I have one motherfuckin’ problem though: I never realized how annoying it is to have motherfuckers walk right in the middle of the goddamn streetwhile you’re driving like they got X-Men invisible powers and shit (even though I used to to do the same damn thing..lol) [Doughboy] And keep them damn babies out the street! [/BoyzntheHood]9. I am a genuis- No, really—–i’m not. But I am pretty intelligent. My mom had me in this smart kid program from 3rd-8th grade..

8. My favorite color is blue- any shade, I just like blue..

7. My favoite food is Lasagna. My mom’s cooking>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your entire existence.

6. I want to be a model. I wanna slap the shit out of Naomi Cambell and walk down the runway with her blackberry in hand. I’ll even sprinkle some heroin on Kate Moss’ head as she sits in the front row dazed and confused..I swear my walk is so mean!!

Too effin bad i’m only 5′5″ 5. Lost my virginity at 17 (*feels like it’s getting tooo personal*) to my ex boyfriend of 6 years..It didn’t nearly hurt as much as my friends were making it seem. They were making it seem like I was gonna have a reverse birth and shit, baby shoved right up my ass-breach style!

4. Most embarrasing that ever happened to me: I was walking home from school one day rocking my new ispy K-Swiss’ looking really cute. Well, there was a bunch of drug boys on the corner so I immediately switched into eagle eye mode (no matter what you do NOT look at the drug boys) and crossed the street so they wouldn’t say anything to me. Well I got right to the corner of Mechanic St. and stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. Believe it was doberman..I was so embarrassed. I felt like the dumb hoe in Redman’s video. I took my shoes off and walked the rest of the way home in socks..To this day I look at the ground where ever I walk..

3. I’m a little shy. Just a little, I get it from my mom but I’ve been trying to break out of it lately. Don’t get me wrong i’ll smack a hoe if she start talkin’ out the side of her mouth! Because at the same time I do have a bad temper(go figure)..but i’m just a laid back type of person who doesn’t like too much noise or drama. It’s only if i’m pushed..only if i’m pushed…2. I do hair..Micros, kinky twists, weaves..All that stuff-fo’ cheap! So if you’re ever in South Jersey and need me to hook you up..bark at me asap!! *shameless plug*

1. I love to laugh..I guess that’s why I didn’t do a serious personal blog. I just like to have fun and laugh at shit. It makes life a whole lot easier than to moan and bitch all the time. Even when i’m feeling my worse I try and find something to cheer me up…that’s what this blog is for

FIN!

Northeast weather sucks.

Northeast weather is a bitch. Mother Nature *sigh*–that cunt must be on her period or something, actin’ all wishy washy… Just this weekend it was a good 70+ out. I woke up this morning and it looked like The Day After Tomorrow out that bitch. I immediately cowered under my covers about to blow off class, but I look back up 15 minutes later and the goddamn sun is coming out. WTF? I drag my ass outta bed and get ready (reluctantly)..And off I go. By the time I get downtown it’s snowing–again?!..I’m mad as hell and i’m not gonna take it anymore!! I went out a brought all these hot tight dresses that push up my titties and stuff and it’s not even breaking 55. It’s April already … *sigh* I can’t take it no’ mo’..