Bald-head scallywag, aint got no hair in back
Gelled up weaved up, yo hair is messed up..
Looks like Aunt Viv is suffering from a severe case of forehead alopecia, otherwise known as Tyraitis -OR- it could be that her hair is running away from her plastic face. But seriously though: I cannot stress this enough; Black women: LAY OFF THE PERMS!!You do not need to perm everytime a raindrop hits your damn head. Lets pray that aunt Viv can revive her hairline along with her faltering career..
Look up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s hot ass mess!
It’s (dun-dun-duh-duuuh) Superhoes!!!
Trina::K.Foxx::Jackie-Ho
Methinks it was all the weed smoke at the Ozone Awards that made them think it was Halloween already. Check out the rest of the ghetto celebrity prom here
If you watched the I Love New York reunion last night you got an eye-full of hot ass mess-age. A few unanswered questions:
1.Why did she wear that damn bra?!?
2.Why did Sister Patterson wear that flimsy ass wig sans ten-head? Maybe New York could’ve saw the future in it and that Tango was gonna clown her ass…
3.Why did Real remind me of the cowardly lion?
4.Why was Heat’s mama and “yaya” more gangsta than Tango’s ninja turtle punk ass(notice he only got buck when the bodyguards jumped up)
5.Why am I thinking Chance is so hilarious and hot at the same time?
6.Now I know I must be crazy because Mr. Boston was actually kinda cute…
7.Why did 12 pack and heat remind me of the amibiguously gay duo.
8. When did Romance get super wiggerish? His ass did look like Cruela D’evil
Whew! I am so over chile. If you missed it, you can get your recap fix over at the I Love New York Blog
Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20
Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize
Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe
Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:
And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.
Here’s some random pics I stole saw while browsing various celeb sites…The all made me wince in fear..
Danity Kane aka Diddy’s Hoes at Aubrey’s 23rd B-Day bash
at some who cares club. You know she wants that cigar to be Diddy’s penis.
I’m not even gonna say nothin…
Who’s this lovely elegant couple you ask? Old ass Ice-T and Coco. He may as well be married to a mold of her plastic ass
Michelle “I’ll Bite Your Clitoris Off” Rodriguez tries to make some type of wack ass fashion statement with her recent drunk driving record. Dumb ass.
Kelis lookin’ like some straight animal planet shit. Mess!
Doth my eye’s deceive me? No, it’s LilHoe Moe posing like she’s at a ghetto skating rink.Either that or her ass fell down the steps and tried to play it off. All she’s missing is the airbrushed Mercede’s Benz backdrop and a crowd of side ponytail wearing chicks. Loqueesha and Pookie–come get ya girl!
Looks like somebody shoulda kept his damn hand down if he was Unsure..Taye Diggs sweating like a bougie black man walking in the ghetto with a white girl on his arm. Oops, Did I say thaaaaat?
*shakes head* I don’t think she do yall. Didn’t I already say “Black Women, We GOT to do better”??? I see i’m gonna have to resort to idle threats and intimidation to make my motherfuckin’ point…
Scoot over Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau, talk aboutThe Odd Couple!
Goodnight Present: Musiq Soulchild forgets the words to the National Anthem
There is absolutley no fucking reason for her to be this fat. Geez, you would think people with money have all types of trainers and shit to keep them in shape or to spoon feed them Slim Fast. But uh uh..Not the Queen. It sounds like she actually likesbeing this way. Why you ask? I don’t know and it’s a shame because we’d sure like to keep her around for a few more years..
Shar Jackson–I feel sorry for her. I mean, 2 kids by K-Fug and the bastard runs off with Biggly Spears while she’s preggers with the 2nd kid. But by no means is she excused from Takeitoutside’s claws (*hisses*) when it comes to this monstrosity she calls wearable:
And the pose, what can we say that hasn’t already been said about K-Fed? She looks like a 5 year old who doesn’t wanna get her Easter dress dirty.“Look mah, it’s got ruffles and beads and crocodile skins..teeheee”Somebody adjust this girl’s helmet..And put some lotion on her ashy ass hands for the love of unprotected sex!!
The Shar black people know as Niecy:
Ain’t a damn thang change, she just squeezed her ghetto ass into a prom dress. Don’t get me wrong, I like Shar-she’s a pretty girl but she needs a stylist. STAT! Did I mention, Shar even made her very own version of Britney Spear’s-”Toxic” Listen close and you’ll hear Shar call Britney a “bitch” at the end…mwahahaha.. Shar is my HERO!!She is all of our heroes.
Vivica Fox I think you and the collagen lips need join the discussion..What in the hell wrong with the breastisis baby?..Whas’ wrong wit’ em?!!?I hope this is photoshopped:
Even if it is photoshopped, I still have a bone to pick with Viv. She was beautiful pre-surgery. Black women age gracefully, we don’t need all that collagen crap and titty bags…smh @ Vivica for falling victim to Hollywood propaganda and insecurities.
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) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20
