UGK feat. Outkast- International Players Anthem

Even though Will beat me to it…

John Legend- Show Me

Us Placers- Kanye, Lupe, & Pharrell

I swear The Blackards got nothing better to do these days. Is there a reason you need a chain of your likeness cause I am quite sure airbrushed t-shirts were in 2 years ago Rick Ross. And when the hell did Sean Kingston Grimace become a spokesperson for Crayola? Ronald finna’ put a big red shoe in somebodies ass. Jesus be a chain snatching thief.

T.I. dressed sharper than a butterknife on his Burfday @ club Who The Hell Cares. Young Cheezy looks, dare I say…appropriate? That’s it! I officially have no credibility…I might as well sell Pretty Ricky dolls out the trunk of my car.

And I just got the strongest craving for some nuts it’s not even funny..Or is it?

This is the shit that kills me with rappers. Hot songs with wack videos. Fabolous can’t afford this right now. He’s still payin on those porecelain veneers (Thank goodness he got those teefs fixed!) I’m saying though..does anyone look at the treatments for these things? Ugh. I was totally confused at first but after watching it a few times I get it. Roselyn Sanchez is Fab’s hot security bitch who also happens to be his down ass chick. They pop bottles, chill with hoes, floss ice, and break some glass at the end while Roselyn just talks on a earpiece like the hotness she is and does NOTHING. Song is still hot but I demand a re-shoot!

F-a-b-o-l-o-u-s ft/a catfish Ne-Yo

Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20

Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize

Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe

Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:

And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.

No this isn’t a promo for Interracial Wet Juicy Black Asses 17. See who’s setting the race back after the jizzump!

It’s Neicy Nash looking all stank booty at the Reno 911 movie premiere. Happy Black History Month!!

>>>This just in!!!<<<

Big Daddy Kane comes down with a serious case of WKITGW (When Keepin It Trendy Goes Wrong)..In his case, terribly wrong:

Shame fo’ shame. Look at damn that Brandy hat yall.. When asked who he was wearing BDK replied: “The belt was courtesy of John Cena and the shirt straight from Fabio’s personal collection…When it comes to lookin a hot ass mess I ain’t no joke!”

And last in our report, Kelis channels Barney the Dinosaur

When contacted for comment all Barney had to say was this:

Harsh words from Barney….

That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for today. Good night, Good luck, and stay away from Brandy hats…

Looks like the rumors were true. J-Hud got the cover of Vogue. Congrats to her. The pics were taken by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz at the Apollo Theater in Harlem.

*Pause and Sigh*

Now you knooooow..They know damn well they could’ve picked a much better picture than that for the cover!!!

Now on to Ja Rule’s perm after the jump!

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Meh, I expected hilariousness with J.J Evans and fake Bey but this shit is straight Oscar the Grouch–HOT GAAHHBAGE!

I can’t believe I’m saying this but–Jay Won.

In other news…

**Kids dressed up as celebrities

Is it just me because upon looking at the pictures I automatically thought “Texas beauty pageant..Texas beauty pageant..” It’s cute, but in a way it’s a little creepy dressing those chirrens up like that with all that makeup and shit on. Who knows what sex pervs are looking at those photos. Ya know?