They Just Ruined It…

I know this is my 2nd obligatory post of Ugly Ricky this week, but I can’t help it! They’re like roaches, you turn on the lights and BAM! They scatter all over the place..Yesterday I gave them the benefit of the doubt.. Now, i’m quite certain these negros need to sit the hell down!! Jesus be a 90’s style wardrobe.

Slick ‘Em here looks like he needs a bottle of Valtrex-swiftly

 

Spotted @ Crunktastical

Sister Patterson = MI(Not)LF

Doth my eyes deceive me?? Looks like the apple don’t fall too for from the rotten ass tree..

Here’s Sister Patterson getting cozy with Whiteboy of “I Love New York” Methinks his dumb ass wasn’t supposed to put them on his myspace page, hence the “Shhhhhhh” caption. for a woman ugly as sin, she sure gets comfortable quick. You know he had sex with both of them already..probably at the same time..Ugh.

“Get thy back synthetic wig piece, I rebuke thee forehead!

Fantasia The Sweaty

I really don’t need to say anything more..just let it sit and marinate yall…

Post Op-tranny time!!!

 

Damn, looks like New York just hopped off the damn gurney to be at VH1’s Big in ‘06 Awards.

Happy Hump Day!!!

Don’t front, you know you’d still hit it!

K-K-Kramer of Seinfeld a racist?

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show “Seinfeld,” appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. It appears two guys, both African-American, were in the cheap seats playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass.”

The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, “They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger.”

After the three-minute tirade, it appears the majority of the audience members got up and left in disgust.

Woooow..what a fucking idiot. I can’t wait to hear the press-release for this one..“Oops, I was just joking ..” His crappy career will go even farther down the shit box for sure. Stupid ass celebrities make my job easier…NEXT!

Arrrggghhh..Star Jones shows us some skin

 

Apparently she put some makeup on her tittays to hide that scar. Well, guess what Star? I can still see that shit and its skusting. Her pancake titties don’t make it any better. Wait, didn’t she get a breast lift?? Those titties are probably running from her face.

Get the lube ready: Eva Longoria and Beyonce to star in lesbian flick

 

 

 

Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama ‘Tipping The Velvet’.Eva, 31, said: “Yes it’s true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It’s such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story.” Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water’s novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyoncé and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.Beyoncé, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: “We’ve had ‘Brokeback Mountain’ so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment.” Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can’t wait for filming on the project to start.A source revealed: “They weren’t at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It’s going to be very hot.” The BBC’s TV adaptation of ‘Tipping The Velvet’ caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.{source}

 

Whatever. The acting will suck–a lot. But not more than the mindless titty sucking. I’m going no where near a movie theater when this shit comes out. Talk about juicy hot dogs and extra popcorn butter. Imagine the jizz encrusted movie seats after this comes out. Ugh.

 

UPDATE: Nope..Sorry guys. ‘No lesbo action for you’ says Eva Longoria