Crank Dat Snake

Don’t you just love watching old people dance? This is almost worse than the time I tried to teach mom dukes the Chicken Noodle Soup. I told her to let it rain first..then clear it out. Her hip ain’t been right ever since..

Sam Jackson on 106 & Park tryna crank dat 

Who Did It Better? Bey vs Mya

My vote goes to Mya…

 

 

Beyonce-Sugar Mama

Mya- My Love Is Like Whoa

Beyonce- Get Me Bodied

Chill it’s only a clip. This hoe needs to stop playin and release the whole thing though. I can’t wait to pat my weave to the extended version in the clubs this summer.

Beyonce – Get Me Bodied  

You Already Know What It Is

Did somebody order a three piece? Watch this young fool get knocked the fuck out with the quickness. Know I wanna knuck and buck on a hoe!

You Already Know What It Is

Happy Monday: Tracy Morgan Will Get You Pregnant!

Here’s a clip of high as kite Tracy Morgan on an El Paso, TX morning show. Pure hilarity at it’s finest

Somebody Gone Get Pregnant

Sunday Throwback

I know I wasn’t the only one who watched this show Saturday morning on PBS.. The lion and cockatoo were my favorite but watching this shit now is downright creepy.

 

Zoobilee Zoo

The Hot Ass Mess Report: K-Ci & Fat Joe

Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20

Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize

 

 

Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe

Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:

And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.

Oh Shit it’s Little Ritchie!

Check him out all grown up after the jizzump!

Beyonce goes video crazy with “Upgrade You” & “Beautiful Liar”

Finally another video from B-Day..If you don’t know already she’s releasing a video for damn near ‘err song off B-Day on a deluxe edition of B-Day scheduled to hit stores in early April. The video is typical Bey fashion, but idk..I expected more..more..color. Some greens, purples, oranges. I’m guessing she saved it all for the Get Me Bodied video. And yes Hovi Baby makes an appearance at the last minute..

Beyonce ft/Joe Camel- Ugrade You

Orgasm of the day: Shakira & Beyonce- Beautiful Liar

Beyonce Montage of B-Day videos (They look HAWT!) 

 

 

 

 

Foxy says she’s a victim of police brutality

As reported by TMZ, The rapper held a press conference yesterday, and attacked the Pembroke Pines Police for their alleged treatment of her during her February 15 arrest.[...]She goes on to say “The only crime I am guilty of committing is being a young black female celebrity in Broward County,” said Brown. “I am the victim of an overzealous police department who engaged in police brutality and a money-hungry store owner whose motives are for me to pay his mortgage on his house and his children’s tuition.”Brown added that the store owner barged in on her while she was on the toilet and demanded she leave the store , without giving her the privacy to get dressed. Though Brown went off on the police department and the store owner, she didn’t deny the charges they filed against her.

Are you fuckin kidding me? Why is she always holding press conferences as if she really matters? She hasn’t been relevant since..since..Damn, she’s never been relevant. Hmm…lemme give her some credit. Her excessive use of purple lipstick has inspired me to eat more beets. And who knew $200 sew-in Wet N’Wavy weaves could put your kids through college. That does it! I’m quitting my job at the bank and opening up a kitchen ass hair-do shop in my garage. Weavemaster’s aint’ got shit on me!

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