Da’hell u been?!?

December 23, 2008

So I haven’t updated this jawn in a minute..I’ve been busy with the wonderful thing called life but I realize i’ve been nice for waaaay too long.  The bitch is back!


Robert Kelly is a Free Man

June 15, 2008

What kinda fuckery is this?!.. Look forward to 793439483th songs about this bullshit and 934304304 ^16 more remixes..I quit this bitch. R.Kelly

Gay Porn Twins Go On a Robbing Spree (Dead.ass.serious)

February 26, 2008


Police said a hard-working Philadelphia couple, who are coping with the recent loss of their only son overseas, were the latest victims in an alleged rooftop robbery spree.

Authorities arrested twin 25-year-old brothers Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney in connection with the theft of $2,000 from an ATM in the Moon’s Beauty Shop (LMAO!!) at 9th and Washington Streets Tuesday.

Ki and Jae Moon were devastated when they discovered a hole punched in the ceiling of their South Philadelphia business and thousands of dollars missing from their in-store ATM.

Police said the twin suspects broke into the store by crashing through the roof.(I guess they got tired of using the back door *rimshot*)

Authorities said the pair is suspected in as many as 50 similar burglaries in the tri-state area.

Damn, who knew a can of Murray’s hair grease was so hard to come by. I almost choked on my last swedish fish cause them fools look like my ex-boyfriend and they’re from my area. Anywho, here’s some of their “work” (NSFW) because I know the ladies (and some gents) wanna see this fuckery. And here’s Keyontyli’s Myspace page. Don’t even send that friend request as i’m almost certain these two are being traded for a pack of shrimp flavored of Ramen Noodles as I type.

Ne-Yo arrested and other celeb mess

February 22, 2008


No, you eyes doth not deceive you, it’s the tangy one they call Ne-Yo in all his mugshot glory. He was arrested for reckless driving and having a valid DL in Cobb County, Georgia. [yoinked]

I’m getting word that the Klingon community ain’t none too happy about this:


And there you have it. Damn, good luck with that Ne-Yo. It’s gone take more than a sweet serenade and a shiny suit to keep them fools away. They got that technolo-jay!


Movin on..Looks like the Klingon’s need to make another stop on the way to pick up our pistachio headed friend. Eva “The Diva” Pigford of ANTM fame(?) rockin some jafaican locks. Our 2nd case today of “When Bad Hair Happens to Pretty People. If you’re gonna commit to a hairstyle like that at least cover up the silky straight #4 weave in the front. Tyra–Come.Get.Your.Girl. I could scrub my pots with them thangs…


In case you’re wondering; Yes that’s Lil Kim. Kim, when the anesthesia wears off do you think you could make some new music? Thankssssss!!!
And apparently, the Saw Puppet is not flattered and plain ole sick of playin games wit yo’ ass.


Old Mama at some event tryna be all foo foo la for the cameras. Well..umm…She has pretty eyes *shrugs*..


Last but not least i’ll end this post on a non-hatin tip with Lauren London aka “New New” at some event lookin fab..

There, I think I got all the hate out today..check back tomorrow for the video of Ne-Yo gettin stole on  by his Klingon brethren.

This BETTER be for a movie role.

February 22, 2008

Follow the drip…follow the drip…


Now why in the hell would you do that to your head?! You know Jada’s ass had a hand in this mess..talm’bout: “Baby, just let me grease your scalp with these fine Carol’s Daughter products..” Not right!

I’m so hurt right now. I’ve dug deep into my hardrive for some re-assurance of his former hotness and this is what I came up with:


And just like that, all is forgiven…..


February 20, 2008


Andre 3000 @ the premiere for his new movie Semi-Pro

Strange he may be, but looking at these pictures makes me wanna slap on a headwrap, light some exotic herbs, and pack my bags for the mothership. I’d have a village of children named after each planet in the solar system for his ass! Yes Dre, you are the prototype.

Throwback for you..yo’ mama and yo’ cuz’n too (Elevators)


And the most annoying of 2007 is….

February 15, 2008


I know I neglected this blog like a teenage father abandons his responsibilities but I just haven’t had the desire to post. Excuuuuuuse me for having a life!..you didn’t want one with me! (*Dead President’s reference*) Anywho i’ll try to keep this piece piece updated as much as possible.

Moving on, I know I clowned Trey “Skinny Bonez” Songz in the past about his facial expressions and physique (or lackthereof) but this song is the hotness. And after watching this video idk..Trey Songz might could get it after a few Popeyes Chicken family value meals and Ensure beverages. We just gotta make sure the sheets are non-flammable cause you know a chick is just as skinny…

Trey Songz- Last Time (watch for the bootycake slip at 1:22)