Lets get together..

And have a CELEBRITY BASH! Ok, I don’t get entirely sick of celebs. Just a few things that made me mutter a “WTF?!”

1. Oliva

Cute girl, nice face, sweet song, SO LONG! Wake me after 15 minutes..This girl has got the personality of a rock. What happened to all this shit talking you were doing pre-GUnit on “Bizzounce”?!? (love that song btw). She makes Mya look like Paris Hilton and Ashanti like Tina Turner. Pa.the.tic.

2. Naima Mora (ANTM Cycle 4 Winner)

No words. Ok weeellll maybe a few brief harsh ones. “A model is supposed to be on top of her game at ALL times” –Tyra Banks. So why does Naima look like she been more rock bottom than Whitney Houston on a Saturday night. Seriously if it wasn’t for the porkchop sideburns screaming “WAX ME!!!”, I wouldn’t have been able to tell where she ends and the sand begins. All pale and sickly and flabby looking. Yeesh! Gyal ya neeta fix up, look sharp!

3.Remy Mother

Angel La over at Concreteloop had me on the flo’ with the Rick James comparison. Now you all know how I feel about Remy Mother. This is just a travesty of fashion and all that I cannot and WILL not stand for. Are her stylists smoking rock or are they just too scared to speak up and steer her in the right direction? Goddamn she looks a straight mickey-fickin ignant ass mess. I just realized something the other day while listening to “Conceited”… LINE PLEASE!!

“And I look too gooood to be having kids..”

But wait…she has a 5 year old son right??? Yea she does…

*puzzled look and awkward silence*

That’s enough for the day kids. Wash ya faces and hands. More peanut butter and fukkery to come… PEACE.