Foxy says she’s a victim of police brutality

February 27, 2007

As reported by TMZ, The rapper held a press conference yesterday, and attacked the Pembroke Pines Police for their alleged treatment of her during her February 15 arrest.[…]She goes on to say “The only crime I am guilty of committing is being a young black female celebrity in Broward County,” said Brown. “I am the victim of an overzealous police department who engaged in police brutality and a money-hungry store owner whose motives are for me to pay his mortgage on his house and his children’s tuition.”Brown added that the store owner barged in on her while she was on the toilet and demanded she leave the store , without giving her the privacy to get dressed. Though Brown went off on the police department and the store owner, she didn’t deny the charges they filed against her.

Are you fuckin kidding me? Why is she always holding press conferences as if she really matters? She hasn’t been relevant since..since..Damn, she’s never been relevant. Hmm…lemme give her some credit. Her excessive use of purple lipstick has inspired me to eat more beets. And who knew $200 sew-in Wet N’Wavy weaves could put your kids through college. That does it! I’m quitting my job at the bank and opening up a kitchen ass hair-do shop in my garage. Weavemaster’s aint’ got shit on me!

Hair Queen’s For Your Enjoyment


79th Annual Oscars: Congrats J-Hud & Forrest!!

February 26, 2007

I didn’t get to watch all of it but the bulk of what I observed was a straight up bore fest. This will be painless. I promise.

1. Ellen is adorable.

2. The Smith Family is F-a-b-o..Fabu-lous!


3. Will Ferrell and Jack Black act a damn fool. LMAO!

4. Dreamgirl’s Performance. This is all I really wanted to see but ended up missing…I’m sayin’ did Bey try to outsing Jen?? Oops didn’t Sike nah, lemme stop hatin’ they all sang their lacefronts off. Behold the fabulousness:


“Dreamgirls” Oscar Performance


Sitcom Throwback

February 21, 2007

I saw this old Dinosaurs clip over at Dlisted and realized how much I loved the 90’s…

Not tha momma!

Sam Jackson Loves Snakes and Shit

February 21, 2007

And ruining his career…Black Snake Moan?! I heard a lil something about this movie but didn’t really pay any attention until I saw pics of the movie premiere over at Fresh’s spot. It stars Christina Ricci (“Wednesday” from The Adams Family) and it’s directed by the same folks who bought us Hustle and Flow. It’s about–aww forget it..See the fukkery for yourself:

 Black Snake Moan Trailer

The Hot Ass Mess Report

February 17, 2007


No this isn’t a promo for Interracial Wet Juicy Black Asses 17. See who’s setting the race back after the jizzump!

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!!LikOmG!!LOLz Britney shaves her crazy head bald.

February 17, 2007


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Let’s keep this short and sweet like Emmanuel Lewis shall we:

  1. She walks into some ‘who cares’ salon and demands to have her head shaven.
  2. Lady refuses so Brit does it herself a la Bernadine in Waiting to Exhale
  3. She gets even crazier and gets numerous tatooes.
  4. Paparazzi has multiple orgasms.
  5. Hilarity ensues.
  6. Brit checks into Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A
  7. A few hrs later, she decides she’d rather not get sober and checks out.
  8. The world comes to a screeching halt.

Wow. Either this bitch is a genuis at publicity or this is really sad. Especially since kids are involved. K-Fed is somewhere in Motel 6 laughing his ass off.

Foxy Brown is a crazy ho

February 17, 2007

foxymugshot.jpg MIAMI (Reuters) – Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida and held overnight for battery and obstruction of justice, according to the arrest record and local newspaper reports on Friday.Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was detained at a Pembroke Pines beauty-supply shop on Thursday night after a disturbance there, The Miami Herald newspaper said.The arrest record of the Broward Sheriff’s Office said she was held on $1,500 bail for the two offenses. It gave no further details.The hip-hop artist was sentenced in New York last October to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a $20 manicure.Brown was ordered to stay away from the manicurists for the next five years.

TMZ says she threw hair glue at an employee (lmao!) and spat on another. The cops had to subdue her with the “takedown method” (bwahaha)  Damn, this bitch is like the Deebo of nail salons. First off, It’s only 13 dollah fo’ refill and 25 fo’ foo set.  Second, somebody needs to tell her ass about a lacefront wig. Her ass probably still glues to the scalp. Third, why can’t she just sit her ass in a chair, breath in the toxic fumes and talk about shit no one cares about like the rest of us? Is she that hard up for cash? I don’t even feel sorry for her gremlin lookin ass. I’m curious, can she even hear? Who cares. I’m sure her ass can read. If you see Inga, tell her TAKEITOUTSIDE said Hoe Sit Doooown!!!