I forgot all about her

March 27, 2007

Remember sweet sweet untalented Cassie?

Me neither, until I saw this picture of her and baby dad producer Ryan Leslie. Is it me or does she look preggers sans makeup and glowing in the face. Dallas Austin is making another ‘fuck-a-hoe’ video as I type.

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Beyonce- Get Me Bodied

March 27, 2007

Chill it’s only a clip. This hoe needs to stop playin and release the whole thing though. I can’t wait to pat my weave to the extended version in the clubs this summer.

Beyonce – Get Me Bodied  


Poor bitch.

March 21, 2007

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Who in the hell poisoned the dog food? I say it was those sneaky ass cats

Am I wrong if I secretly laugh at these people crying into their bowls Easy Mac and hot dogs? Cause if I am-that’s too bad. They know they fed those bitches a McNugget or two! Have a baby and get over it. I’m not sorry 😦


You might wanna stop eating.

March 21, 2007

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Yea, I think that’s about right. Excuse me…I’m nauseous. The rest of you anorexics can throw up you lettuce over here


You Already Know What It Is

March 20, 2007

Did somebody order a three piece? Watch this young fool get knocked the fuck out with the quickness. Know I wanna knuck and buck on a hoe!

You Already Know What It Is


Tuesday is the new Monday

March 20, 2007

Because that seems like the only time I update this bitch. Excuse’ moi but a bitch was on spring break and didn’t feel like updating. Get over it. You still love me.

I’m guessing you already saw all the Soul Train pics and other random gossip from my friends to the right to the right..so i’ll just leave yall with Toccarra’s Breast today..


Happy Monday: Tracy Morgan Will Get You Pregnant!

March 12, 2007

Here’s a clip of high as kite Tracy Morgan on an El Paso, TX morning show. Pure hilarity at it’s finest

Somebody Gone Get Pregnant