June 9, 2007

Look! It’s everybody’s least favorite D’Listers. Brandy looking extra toasty and Ray-J just being the sleaze bucket of lust that he is. They’re at Doug & Jackie Christies Who-the-hell-cares release party…Jesus be a morning after pill.

And will someone promptly inform Brandy that chopsticks went out with Dickie dresses. I’m just sayin…


Bitch is Free

June 7, 2007

TMZ reports that “LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM.”

May Jeebus have mercy on us all. Medical condition my ass! Millions of people deal with herpes every day. I knew bitch wouldn’t be there for long. In “celebration” of her release Don King continues to tapdance fo’ massa

UPDATE: Skank is back in jail. Pandemonium ensues.


June 6, 2007

Would you hit this? This reminds me of when I used to go fishing with my pappy. He looks like he’s saying “Throw me in a hot pan of crisco and eat my ass!” Oh how I want to, but a singing catfish could make me a ton of money.


More Neyo


Brooke Hogan is the epitomy of elegance and class


Posh Beckham in a damn girdle

Make This Video Better

June 3, 2007

This is the shit that kills me with rappers. Hot songs with wack videos. Fabolous can’t afford this right now. He’s still payin on those porecelain veneers (Thank goodness he got those teefs fixed!) I’m saying though..does anyone look at the treatments for these things? Ugh. I was totally confused at first but after watching it a few times I get it. Roselyn Sanchez is Fab’s hot security bitch who also happens to be his down ass chick. They pop bottles, chill with hoes, floss ice, and break some glass at the end while Roselyn just talks on a earpiece like the hotness she is and does NOTHING. Song is still hot but I demand a re-shoot!

F-a-b-o-l-o-u-s ft/a catfish Ne-Yo

Guess who’s bizzack?

June 3, 2007


Like a bad case of herpes…I just snuck up on ya! Mike Vick is so fucking hot. If I was a total whore and drunker than Paula Abdul at a Hennessy party I would so have sex with him. No wait. My vagina is too important to me. I love you vagina!!! Jesus be a bottle of Valtrex.

Ok enough of that… After I quit this bitch ever so randomly a couple months ago (I was busy with school yall) I started to miss this old dump. I still lurked my other favorites like Dlisted & The Fresh One but it just wasn’t the same. So, here I am…Regular posting will begiiiiiin–NOW!