Da’hell u been?!?

December 23, 2008

So I haven’t updated this jawn in a minute..I’ve been busy with the wonderful thing called life but I realize i’ve been nice for waaaay too long.  The bitch is back!

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Bow-wow demands RESPECT!…and DMX being DMX

December 17, 2007

That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.

Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”

Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I  or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down. 

In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…


So…yea..ummmm.

November 27, 2007

I’ve really been slacking (as usual) on keeping up with my beloved hater blogging. And it’s not like I lack the passion to blog…I love blogging, I really do! I wish I had more time and energy to dedicate to this but the truth is—i’m in school. Nursing school. And if you know anything about that, you know it’s harder than R.Kelly backstage at a Little Miss Sunshine pageant. So while I miss blogging I simply have too much reading and writing careplans to do, let alone follow how many crust-dingles are hanging in T-Pain’s beard today. Alas, there will be updates haters and hatettes; for I have not completely abandoned you! I just got better shit to do. We ain’t talkin bout PRACTICE! This is real life chumps..So bear with me and trust that I will be back sooner than you think. Plus, if i spruce this place up and throw up some annoying ads I could make some money before yall honkys change yo’ miiiiindss-zz.


Doin’ it BAD!

September 7, 2007

Oh me oh my..Where do I begin?… JLo smackin ethnic hoes left and right. Child slaves. Morbidly obese women wrapped in chains. Eccentric gheys. Food Fetishes. Wack choreography.

Behold the trainwreck that is her new video, produced by David LaChappelle:

Doin’ It Well BAD

 


Bitch is Free

June 7, 2007

TMZ reports that “LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM.”

May Jeebus have mercy on us all. Medical condition my ass! Millions of people deal with herpes every day. I knew bitch wouldn’t be there for long. In “celebration” of her release Don King continues to tapdance fo’ massa

UPDATE: Skank is back in jail. Pandemonium ensues.


No updates….because

April 10, 2007

I’m a college student and i’ve been busting my ass trying to pass the semester. Regular posting will commence by the end of this month..or probably whenever I feel like it. I know I suck but this site is the last thing on my mind right now…But in celeb news

Jay-Z denies being da pappy of dat dere chile

Don Imus is just a stupid honky

This pussy gets around


Poor bitch.

March 21, 2007

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Who in the hell poisoned the dog food? I say it was those sneaky ass cats

Am I wrong if I secretly laugh at these people crying into their bowls Easy Mac and hot dogs? Cause if I am-that’s too bad. They know they fed those bitches a McNugget or two! Have a baby and get over it. I’m not sorry 😦