Bow-wow demands RESPECT!…and DMX being DMX

December 17, 2007

That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.

Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”

Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I  or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down. 

In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…

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Foxy says she’s a victim of police brutality

February 27, 2007

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As reported by TMZ, The rapper held a press conference yesterday, and attacked the Pembroke Pines Police for their alleged treatment of her during her February 15 arrest.[…]She goes on to say “The only crime I am guilty of committing is being a young black female celebrity in Broward County,” said Brown. “I am the victim of an overzealous police department who engaged in police brutality and a money-hungry store owner whose motives are for me to pay his mortgage on his house and his children’s tuition.”Brown added that the store owner barged in on her while she was on the toilet and demanded she leave the store , without giving her the privacy to get dressed. Though Brown went off on the police department and the store owner, she didn’t deny the charges they filed against her.

Are you fuckin kidding me? Why is she always holding press conferences as if she really matters? She hasn’t been relevant since..since..Damn, she’s never been relevant. Hmm…lemme give her some credit. Her excessive use of purple lipstick has inspired me to eat more beets. And who knew $200 sew-in Wet N’Wavy weaves could put your kids through college. That does it! I’m quitting my job at the bank and opening up a kitchen ass hair-do shop in my garage. Weavemaster’s aint’ got shit on me!

Hair Queen’s For Your Enjoyment


Jay-Z superstan on Dr. Phil

January 30, 2007

jayzstan.jpg“I’ve been stalking Jay-Z more than three years,” Katrina says matter-of-factly. “Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He’s a big celebrity. In my mind, he’s more than that. He is just my dream. I can’t seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all.” Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up.” Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.(lmao!!!)[read the rest]

This hoe ain’t got no manners yall. If she wants to get on top of Jay-Z’s camel hump I suggest she take the elegant hoe approach: Get some singing/dancing lessons, move to Barbado’s and change her name to Rihanna…works everytime!

But seriously (not really) Jay-Z should probably file a restraining order on this crazy ho..But not until we get to see Bey’s Beverly Johnson tracks all over the red carpet. PRICELESS!


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May 5, 2006

Due to my finals there won’t be any new posts for a good week and a 1/2..Don’t cry..dry ya eyes..and check out the fine blogs to the left . Wish me luck..I love you all bitches!!

*blows kisses*