Oh, Inga….

August 21, 2007

foxybrown.jpgThe worlds least relevant rapper chick is back at it again. After assaulting her neighbor Naomi style with a Blackberry, it’s come out that she’s now..*gasp* engaged & 3 months pregnant! I blame the plum purple lipstick and weave glue. You know that shit has seeped into her brain after all these years. Anyway, congrats to you and yours Fox Boogie. I bet my Jackie-O: “How To Box A Bitch” instructional video that that baby will come out swingin.

UPDATE: Yup..She’s goin to jail!

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Mary J. Blige pregnant?

August 16, 2007

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Well at least that’s what MTO says..

Mary’s kin told MediaTakeOut.com exclusively, “We just found out about [the pregnancy] yesterday and everyone’s happy about it.”. The family member continued, “Mary and [Kendu] have been trying to get pregnant for close to a year and [they] did it …. They’re very blessed in so many ways.”

You all know how deep my love is for Mary & her music..If it’s true Congrats to them!!!!! K-Ci is somewhere crying out his pour cracky heart..


What Eddie Murphy wanted to hear…

August 6, 2007

You are NOT the father!

 

By now you all should have heard about that crazy crackity-crackhead that claimed Pookie fathered her teenage son. Well a paternity test has confirmed just what we all knew. Bitch was lying! Here’s his statement to TMZ:

chris-rock.jpg“Though we prefer to keep our private life out of the media, we feel that it is necessary to respond to the many grossly inaccurate media reports that were sold to the tabloids by Kali Bowyer who falsely claimed that Chris Rock fathered her 13-year-old son. After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out that Ms. Bowyer has an extensive criminal record, we personally asked the court to help us establish paternity so that we could put this harassment to rest.

Happy for him, but he already knew the rules!!

No sex in the Champagne Room!


I forgot all about her

March 27, 2007

Remember sweet sweet untalented Cassie?

Me neither, until I saw this picture of her and baby dad producer Ryan Leslie. Is it me or does she look preggers sans makeup and glowing in the face. Dallas Austin is making another ‘fuck-a-hoe’ video as I type.

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Eddie Murphy–You are NOT the father?

December 5, 2006

Or is he? Eddie Murphy claims he is not the baby daddy of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown’s Golden Child.

“Just one day after Eddie Murphy’s rep lied by denying the fact that his client made comments on a Dutch TV show questioning the paternity of former Spice Girl Melanie B.’s unborn child, TMZ has confirmed the existence of the tape and obtained the footage”

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Hmm..who the hell she been Zig-a-Zig-Ahhhhhhin’ with? But on the realness, Eddie need to shut that shit up right now. He got more than enough money to buy formula and shit. Shoulda wore a condom dumbass..And if he suspects that he isn’t the baby fadda, he should keep that shit to himself. This storier is gettin juicier than Buffie the Body’s ass. Now lets just hope it doesn’t implode quicker than Star Jones’ crater melons…

Maury get the cotton swabs and Kleenex ready. This is gonna be good..