Bow-wow demands RESPECT!…and DMX being DMX

December 17, 2007

That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.

Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”

Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I  or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down. 

In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…


Exhaustion is the new Crack

August 9, 2007

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Amy CrackWinehouse was rushed to a London hospital for the ever lame “exhaustion.” A rep blames her hectic tour schedule. Her doctor ordered her on bed rest and all her upcoming shows have been cancelled. Whatev! I just want one of these heffas to be honest and admit it was the drugs. We all know! Anyway hope she gets better..

[source: TMZ]

Drunk!

June 9, 2007

Look! It’s everybody’s least favorite D’Listers. Brandy looking extra toasty and Ray-J just being the sleaze bucket of lust that he is. They’re at Doug & Jackie Christies Who-the-hell-cares release party…Jesus be a morning after pill.

And will someone promptly inform Brandy that chopsticks went out with Dickie dresses. I’m just sayin…


Happy Monday: Tracy Morgan Will Get You Pregnant!

March 12, 2007

Here’s a clip of high as kite Tracy Morgan on an El Paso, TX morning show. Pure hilarity at it’s finest

Somebody Gone Get Pregnant


!!LikOmG!!LOLz Britney shaves her crazy head bald.

February 17, 2007

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Let’s keep this short and sweet like Emmanuel Lewis shall we:

  1. She walks into some ‘who cares’ salon and demands to have her head shaven.
  2. Lady refuses so Brit does it herself a la Bernadine in Waiting to Exhale
  3. She gets even crazier and gets numerous tatooes.
  4. Paparazzi has multiple orgasms.
  5. Hilarity ensues.
  6. Brit checks into Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A
  7. A few hrs later, she decides she’d rather not get sober and checks out.
  8. The world comes to a screeching halt.

Wow. Either this bitch is a genuis at publicity or this is really sad. Especially since kids are involved. K-Fed is somewhere in Motel 6 laughing his ass off.


Tuesday Tarts

January 23, 2007

Fannie Mae performing at Madison Square Garden

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Imagine that waking you up in the morning…

In other fukkery: Snoop and Ray J (yes…Brandy’s brother) smoking weed together. Am I wrong for being disappointed that Whitney wasn’t in the background throwin up the Roc *rimshot*…

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Why I must cry.

December 11, 2006

Weirdest yet funniest Youtube ever.  This nicca makes R.Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet series sound like Beethoven. I’m not even going to explain it, but me thinks me juss los sevral poins off my I.Que juss watchiingg dis.

 Rehdog- Why I must not cry

 Another  gem: You Say I’m Ugly (Rmx)