Ne-Yo arrested and other celeb mess

February 22, 2008

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No, you eyes doth not deceive you, it’s the tangy one they call Ne-Yo in all his mugshot glory. He was arrested for reckless driving and having a valid DL in Cobb County, Georgia. [yoinked]

I’m getting word that the Klingon community ain’t none too happy about this:

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And there you have it. Damn, good luck with that Ne-Yo. It’s gone take more than a sweet serenade and a shiny suit to keep them fools away. They got that technolo-jay!

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Movin on..Looks like the Klingon’s need to make another stop on the way to pick up our pistachio headed friend. Eva “The Diva” Pigford of ANTM fame(?) rockin some jafaican locks. Our 2nd case today of “When Bad Hair Happens to Pretty People. If you’re gonna commit to a hairstyle like that at least cover up the silky straight #4 weave in the front. Tyra–Come.Get.Your.Girl. I could scrub my pots with them thangs…

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In case you’re wondering; Yes that’s Lil Kim. Kim, when the anesthesia wears off do you think you could make some new music? Thankssssss!!!
And apparently, the Saw Puppet is not flattered and plain ole sick of playin games wit yo’ ass.

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Old Mama at some event tryna be all foo foo la for the cameras. Well..umm…She has pretty eyes *shrugs*..

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Last but not least i’ll end this post on a non-hatin tip with Lauren London aka “New New” at some event lookin fab..

There, I think I got all the hate out today..check back tomorrow for the video of Ne-Yo gettin stole onĀ  by his Klingon brethren.

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Knicks game or Fashion Week?

April 17, 2007

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Jessica White::Kimora Lee Simmons::::Ty Ty Baby::A homeless woman

A teenage boy’s wet dream at the Knicks game last night. Check out the rest of the pics over at CL


I’ll throw a cell phone at you crazy!

June 13, 2006




Move over Naomi! Put the hot dog down Tyra!..It’s about to be a whaaaat??! Walk off!

LOL..But really folks. I’m so exicted, I just did my very first photo shoot for a Bella Beauty Models. Calendar Coming This Fall!! Check out me and the rest of the Bella Beauties over at myspace. Promise you won’t be disappointed.

This has really turned into a personal blog as of lately, but I haven’t had time to keep up with myself let alone celeb fukkery..I’ve been a busy body. Your #2 hater girl is about to working not one but get this– TWO jobs! Gotta get that paper fo’ they catch me ridin durtaaay..

All is well in the love department chirrens..I had quite an adventure down in A.C last weekend during the Taver/Hopkins fight. Met up with one of my new boos and got the kiss of life..lol. Nothing serious, but i’m definitely having my fun..


You Better WORK!!

May 1, 2006
Bitch looks absolutely fabulous..I don’t know if I quite like the dress, but TyTy baby is workin it out somethin’ FIERYARCE. Check out the best ANTM recaps ever!..over at FourFourJust an observation: Celebrity Look-a-likes

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These two look like they could be sisters to me. Am I reachin’?? Cause if I am so effin what! I make my case:

1) They’re both Bee-ah-bee-why!! M-a-m-ahs!! I just hope Fantasia didn’t name her kid some crazy shit like Lil Mo did: God’iss Love Stone (WTF???) Ghetto ass name for ghetto ass people..smh. Name is so outlandish it makes “Keshia” seem like the hood “Katie.” I hope that kid grows up to practice Buddhism.
2) They both can sang with them big ole soup coolers..lol
3) I could picture them roaming the hood, face slicked up with petroleum jelly, earrings off, lookin’ for “Tookie’nem”
4) Because I said so.

Case closed.