February 26, 2008
Police said a hard-working Philadelphia couple, who are coping with the recent loss of their only son overseas, were the latest victims in an alleged rooftop robbery spree.
Authorities arrested twin 25-year-old brothers Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney in connection with the theft of $2,000 from an ATM in the Moon’s Beauty Shop (LMAO!!) at 9th and Washington Streets Tuesday.
Ki and Jae Moon were devastated when they discovered a hole punched in the ceiling of their South Philadelphia business and thousands of dollars missing from their in-store ATM.
Police said the twin suspects broke into the store by crashing through the roof.(I guess they got tired of using the back door *rimshot*)
Authorities said the pair is suspected in as many as 50 similar burglaries in the tri-state area.
Damn, who knew a can of Murray’s hair grease was so hard to come by. I almost choked on my last swedish fish cause them fools look like my ex-boyfriend and they’re from my area. Anywho, here’s some of their “work” (NSFW) because I know the ladies (and some gents) wanna see this fuckery. And here’s Keyontyli’s Myspace page. Don’t even send that friend request as i’m almost certain these two are being traded for a pack of shrimp flavored of Ramen Noodles as I type.
December 17, 2007
That’s an oxymoron if I ever did hear one..I know yall, this is my second obligatory Bow-wow post of the week but oh effin well. During an interview with Toure’, Bow-wow got all homotional and defended his girlfriend Omarion.
Bow-Wow as a “Gangster”
Excuse me but who the hell told Bow-wow he was the reincarnation of T.I or perhaps Ike Turner? Somebody hand this mutt a biscuit so he can settle the hell down.
In cracky news, DMX makes me laugh a sad laugh. I can’t even make a smart ass comment cause the video pretty much speaks for itself. Hilarious yet sad.. Damn, just damn…
December 12, 2007
I just got a mean whiff of foo foo la! I’m just saying–Omarian.The hair.the scarf.the glasses. Get ME bodied indeed. Plus, they’ve been everywhere trying to promote their little homoerotic duet album. Go head yall…
Here’s the real reason why Bow-wow was rushed the the hospital.
August 6, 2007
Pay attention Mike Vick & Pacman Jones. I present to you:
Salad Toss Man
So eloquently spoken..I’d love to reach my “climate” one of these days. What is that like “orgasm’s” 2nd cousin or something? Mmmm..pass the croutons!
Kinda reminds me of this:
January 18, 2007
Finally a song just for you, raise your Sulfur 8 grease!
December 4, 2006
This post has been Blain and Antoine approved with two snaps and a circle chile. What we have here is another classic case of “When Keepin It Trendy Goes Wrong.” Andre 3000 is making me hunger for a nice big bowl of beans and rice topped off with a Corona all the while singing “La Cucaracha.” And please spare me the…”Oh Andre is so unique..he has his own style blah blah blah..He looks a hot ass mess and you know it. Stop making excuses for that type of behavior. It is unacceptable! Those mocassin boots are hot though–for a WOMAN!! As for Swizz, he needs to stop wearing his damn kids Christmas gifts. Why Mashonda let him out the damn house like that we’ll never know. What I do know is i’ll never look at Love-a-Lot bear the same…