It’s the Roc?

March 8, 2007

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Nah, this picture ain’t from ’02 but from Beanie Siegal’s B-Day Bash Tuesday night at 40/40 in NYC. Glad to see Jay-Z left the dimpled neck tie home and threw on a hoodie. It’s nice to see the La Roc Familia back together again. All they’re missing is drunk Dame pourin’ Belvedere on some random broad’s head. Ain’t we lucky we got em..(doom-doom-da-doo doo-doom-doom..) [see more pics at YBF]

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Jay-Z superstan on Dr. Phil

January 30, 2007

jayzstan.jpg“I’ve been stalking Jay-Z more than three years,” Katrina says matter-of-factly. “Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He’s a big celebrity. In my mind, he’s more than that. He is just my dream. I can’t seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all.” Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up.” Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.(lmao!!!)[read the rest]

This hoe ain’t got no manners yall. If she wants to get on top of Jay-Z’s camel hump I suggest she take the elegant hoe approach: Get some singing/dancing lessons, move to Barbado’s and change her name to Rihanna…works everytime!

But seriously (not really) Jay-Z should probably file a restraining order on this crazy ho..But not until we get to see Bey’s Beverly Johnson tracks all over the red carpet. PRICELESS!


Happy Tuesday!!!

December 5, 2006

 

With all the Jay-Z bashing I did yesterday I thought i’d make it up to you all..here’s his 2nd video from Kindom Come Lost Ones (how ironic..lol..lemme stop)..I like this song and I love Chrisette’s voice.

 

Jay-Z feat Chrisette Michele- Lost Ones


Jay-Z doll (Ugliest doll ever!)

December 4, 2006

Imagine watching your child eagerly unwrap his gifts on Christmas morning only to bear witness to this:

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Horrifying!….It looks like a zombie extra from the Thriller video. I hope Beyonce’s dumb ass gives him that shit as a birthday present today..With that said: HAPPY ETHER DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!