Video of the Year

December 27, 2007

UGK feat. Outkast- International Players Anthem

Even though Will beat me to it…




More Video’s: John Legend, Lupe/Kanye/Pharell, Ciara

December 26, 2007

John Legend- Show Me

Us Placers- Kanye, Lupe, & Pharrell

Ciara- That’s Right


Advance check ridiculousness

December 20, 2007

I swear The Blackards got nothing better to do these days. Is there a reason you need a chain of your likeness cause I am quite sure airbrushed t-shirts were in 2 years ago Rick Ross. And when the hell did Sean Kingston Grimace become a spokesperson for Crayola? Ronald finna’ put a big red shoe in somebodies ass. Jesus be a chain snatching thief.

Try again Clifford

September 28, 2007


T.I. dressed sharper than a butterknife on his Burfday @ club Who The Hell Cares. Young Cheezy looks, dare I say…appropriate? That’s it! I officially have no credibility…I might as well sell Pretty Ricky dolls out the trunk of my car.

And I just got the strongest craving for some nuts it’s not even funny..Or is it?

Make This Video Better

June 3, 2007

This is the shit that kills me with rappers. Hot songs with wack videos. Fabolous can’t afford this right now. He’s still payin on those porecelain veneers (Thank goodness he got those teefs fixed!) I’m saying though..does anyone look at the treatments for these things? Ugh. I was totally confused at first but after watching it a few times I get it. Roselyn Sanchez is Fab’s hot security bitch who also happens to be his down ass chick. They pop bottles, chill with hoes, floss ice, and break some glass at the end while Roselyn just talks on a earpiece like the hotness she is and does NOTHING. Song is still hot but I demand a re-shoot!

F-a-b-o-l-o-u-s ft/a catfish Ne-Yo

The Hot Ass Mess Report: K-Ci & Fat Joe

March 10, 2007

Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad 😦 ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20

Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize



Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe


Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:


And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.

The Hot Ass Mess Report

February 17, 2007


No this isn’t a promo for Interracial Wet Juicy Black Asses 17. See who’s setting the race back after the jizzump!

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