Damn Damn Dammmmnnnn!

July 29, 2007

Floetry Break Up 😦


As reported by SOHH.com Natalie Stewart (the poet) will be replaced with Amanda effin Diva…pfft! I love Floetry..This is ain’t Destiny’s Child..You just can’t up and replace members quicker than Lindsay Lohan snorts a line of coke! My heart is just a big lump of dissapointed jello yall pray for me:(

 **Pour’s out some liquors for what used to be :(**


!!LikOmG!!LOLz Britney shaves her crazy head bald.

February 17, 2007


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Let’s keep this short and sweet like Emmanuel Lewis shall we:

  1. She walks into some ‘who cares’ salon and demands to have her head shaven.
  2. Lady refuses so Brit does it herself a la Bernadine in Waiting to Exhale
  3. She gets even crazier and gets numerous tatooes.
  4. Paparazzi has multiple orgasms.
  5. Hilarity ensues.
  6. Brit checks into Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A
  7. A few hrs later, she decides she’d rather not get sober and checks out.
  8. The world comes to a screeching halt.

Wow. Either this bitch is a genuis at publicity or this is really sad. Especially since kids are involved. K-Fed is somewhere in Motel 6 laughing his ass off.

Beyonce stans get the vaseline ready, Letoya Luckett gets all Mary Wilson n’shit

February 1, 2007

dc.jpgOn E!’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Don’t you just love the name of that show? It screams “I’m a failure, now pass me that crack pipe!.” Anywho, Letoya & Latavia set the record straight (or at least tries) about why they left, or were kicked out of Destiny’s Child. In the interview Letoya say’s “Matthew Knowles is a scan-less low down skunk and Beyonce is a backstabbing weave wearin’ bitch!” Well not realllllly but that’s what I think Letoya was trying to get across. Letoya claims she couldn’t even pay her cell phone bill at the height of DC’s success. I guess that’s why they were trying to get guys to pay it for ’em. *rimshot* Both ladies also say they didn’t even know they were kicked out of DC until they saw the “Say My Name” video. Wow, talk about some ignant shit. Now that’s ignant. It was sad when they broke up though..Letoya was always my favorite DC member. I wish her and Latavia much success..Visit her website or pick up the album

Letoya Sets The Record Straight

Honoring the Godfather of Soul

December 26, 2006


ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — James Brown, the legendary R&B belter, a singer and songwriter who created a foundation for funk and provided the roots of rap, a man of many nicknames but a talent that can only be described as one of a kind, is dead.

Brown died early Monday at Atlanta’s Emory Crawford Long Hospital of congestive heart failure, his agent said. He was 73.

“The most difficult thing is for me to stand here without him. We were a team,” Charles Bobbit, Brown’s personal manager, told reporters Monday.

Pausing to fight back tears, Bobbit said he was at Brown’s bedside when he died.

Brown told him, “I’m going away tonight.”

Then he took three long, quiet breaths, and closed his eyes, Bobbit said.

Brown was in Atlanta for a dental appointment when he fell ill and was admitted to the hospital over the weekend for pneumonia.

“It appears what happened is that he did die of a heart attack as a result of his pneumonia,” the singer’s agent Frank Copsidas told CNN Radio.

Brown — known variously as “the Godfather of Soul,” “The Hardest Working Man in Show Business,” “Soul Brother Number One” and “Mr. Dynamite” (and often introduced as all of the above) — was known for his elastic dance moves, razor-sharp musicianship and all-stops-out performances.

So sad…All artists should pay tribute to one of the greatest influences of modern day music. He will be missed…

James Brown Tribute video: