Ne-Yo arrested and other celeb mess

No, you eyes doth not deceive you, it’s the tangy one they call Ne-Yo in all his mugshot glory. He was arrested for reckless driving and having a valid DL in Cobb County, Georgia. [yoinked]

I’m getting word that the Klingon community ain’t none too happy about this:

And there you have it. Damn, good luck with that Ne-Yo. It’s gone take more than a sweet serenade and a shiny suit to keep them fools away. They got that technolo-jay!

Movin on..Looks like the Klingon’s need to make another stop on the way to pick up our pistachio headed friend. Eva “The Diva” Pigford of ANTM fame(?) rockin some jafaican locks. Our 2nd case today of “When Bad Hair Happens to Pretty People. If you’re gonna commit to a hairstyle like that at least cover up the silky straight #4 weave in the front. Tyra–Come.Get.Your.Girl. I could scrub my pots with them thangs…

In case you’re wondering; Yes that’s Lil Kim. Kim, when the anesthesia wears off do you think you could make some new music? Thankssssss!!!
And apparently, the Saw Puppet is not flattered and plain ole sick of playin games wit yo’ ass.

Old Mama at some event tryna be all foo foo la for the cameras. Well..umm…She has pretty eyes *shrugs*..

Last but not least i’ll end this post on a non-hatin tip with Lauren London aka “New New” at some event lookin fab..

There, I think I got all the hate out today..check back tomorrow for the video of Ne-Yo gettin stole on  by his Klingon brethren.

Irv Gotti clowns Ashanti

On Wendy Williams radio show yesterday afternoon. Irv basically discusses how she was fuckin’ for tracks (even though he was married at the time) and how foul it was that she jumped ship when the FEDs kicked down the door. He says she’s still signed to Murder..err-excuse me “The Inc.” so he still has rights to all her publishing. Interesting…She’s supposed to have an album dropping this fall so she better get all the publicity she can get. You know Ciara and Rihanna are somewhere laughing their mediocre talented asses off..

Here’s some audio:

It’s Murdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Movin On Up!!!

I more ways than one…

Reason #1: I found a job! (at a bank which shall remain nameless) but it’s a great gig and I can work it year round when I go back to class. A bitch is feeling mighty good today coming from that second interview. I knocked it out and I looked [Tyra] FIERYARCE! [/Banks]. Not to mention I’ve pretty much gotten over teh ex and am happily single. You ever wake up one day and think to yourself:

“What the fuck is wrong with you?..You’re pretty, intelligent, got that goodness..Shut that shit up and wipe those tears away”

That’s how it went chile *waves hand like old woman* Put on My Life and me and Mrs. Blige had a nice long chat..lol.

Reason #2: I’ve had my eye on this one guy from school since last semester. We’ve talked since classes ended and he finally asked ya girl to go out Friday night. *Jay-Z voice* YES, yes yes!! *Hov!* ..looks like the drought might be officially ovaaaaaaaa! Hmph, well maybe not so soon cause i’m a [She] ladeeeeee[/NeyNey] and I don’t give up the goods that easily. But lawd gimme the strenfffff not to hop on this man like Fansworth Bentley backstage at a Chip N’ Dales opening in San Francisco. He fine yallReason #3: I’m gonna start modeling real soon..I ain’t skinny for nothing chile. That would be a waste of talent..Sorta like Shaq working at Best Buy for a living. Could you imagine that shit?..“Look nigga I said we ain’t got no more Sony’s!” But back to the subject at hand..my friend wants me to do an upcoming calendar for her company Bella Beauties and a bitch is gonna try my best to look…say it with me class: FIERYARCE!!! Trust me i’ll show you the finished product when it’s done.

In case you haven’t noticed..I’m baaaack. And i’ll try to do as many post as possible before I start work and in between..

Love peace and hair grease. No perms wit’ a comb in my head smokin sherm..