Crank Dat Snake

August 22, 2007

Don’t you just love watching old people dance? This is almost worse than the time I tried to teach mom dukes the Chicken Noodle Soup. I told her to let it rain first..then clear it out. Her hip ain’t been right ever since..

Sam Jackson on 106 & Park tryna crank dat 


Who Did It Better? Bey vs Mya

April 4, 2007

My vote goes to Mya…



Beyonce-Sugar Mama

Mya- My Love Is Like Whoa

Beyonce- Get Me Bodied

March 27, 2007

Chill it’s only a clip. This hoe needs to stop playin and release the whole thing though. I can’t wait to pat my weave to the extended version in the clubs this summer.

Beyonce – Get Me Bodied  

You Already Know What It Is

March 20, 2007

Did somebody order a three piece? Watch this young fool get knocked the fuck out with the quickness. Know I wanna knuck and buck on a hoe!

You Already Know What It Is

Happy Monday: Tracy Morgan Will Get You Pregnant!

March 12, 2007

Here’s a clip of high as kite Tracy Morgan on an El Paso, TX morning show. Pure hilarity at it’s finest

Somebody Gone Get Pregnant

Sunday Throwback

March 11, 2007

I know I wasn’t the only one who watched this show Saturday morning on PBS.. The lion and cockatoo were my favorite but watching this shit now is downright creepy.


Zoobilee Zoo

The Hot Ass Mess Report: K-Ci & Fat Joe

March 10, 2007

Umm..yea so K-Ci went a made a song called “Apologize” clearly directed at Mary J. Blige for all the cracky pain he put her through. He should’ve tried this shit earlier when she was still too messed up to care. It’s completely fair to say that this video is fucking hilarious. (and sad 😦 ) Kendu and Mary are somewhere on matching razor scooters laughing their asses off. For complete and utter fukkery fastforward to 2:20

Tyrone Biggums K-Ci- Apologize



Next in our report: Joesph Cartegena aka Fat Joe


Dare I say, he bears a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man! When reached for comment all MM had to say with this:


And there you have it. That concludes our Hot Ass Mess report for this evening. Good night, good luck, and stay away crack and bow ties.