Takeitoutside’s Most Annoying of 2007

December 30, 2007

We’ve come a long way from last years honorees but 2007 has proved to be just as annoying. Lets get this thing started shall we”

10/Shitney Spears


Bitch is terrible and she only got more annoying by the month. She shaved her crazy head bald, attacked some paparazzi, checked into rehab, flashed us her mom tunnel, lost her kids(sad really), had the worst performance EVER, ran some lights, hit cars and a few people. Yet and still she remains alive with the help of a steady stream of frappachino and cheeto snacks. Not to be outdone her little sister gets pregnant and they’re reporting on this shit like it’s WW III. Ummm Matt Lauer, I’m just tryna find out if it’s gonna be clear or cloudy ya dig? Shut that shit up. I think I speak for everyone when I say HOE SIT DOWN.

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Video of the Year

December 27, 2007

UGK feat. Outkast- International Players Anthem

Even though Will beat me to it…



More Video’s: John Legend, Lupe/Kanye/Pharell, Ciara

December 26, 2007

John Legend- Show Me

Us Placers- Kanye, Lupe, & Pharrell

Ciara- That’s Right


Trey Songz pulls an Akon

December 26, 2007

Trey “SkinnyBones” Songz justifies his R&B thug by jumping into the crowd after a non-fan throws ice during his show. Pandemonium ensues. Expect a lawsuit next week genius. I swear celebs better not be doing this shit in 08′. Whats next? Kirk Franklin gonna start stompin hoes for singing off key?

Trey is a certified R&B Thug

Ne-yo- Go On Girl

December 26, 2007

I’m not a big fan of Ne-Yo and his cuntastic mannerisms but this song is hot. Guess he got sick of all Beyonce’s shine and wrote himself a male version of ‘Irreplaceable.’  The video is arguable. Directed by Hype Williams, it’s basically Neyo and a buncha lightskinned heffas being all foo foo la and what not. Crazy Jade from America’s Next Jobless Model is in there strutting her crazy stuff.

Ne-Yo- Go On Girl 

Advance check ridiculousness

December 20, 2007

I swear The Blackards got nothing better to do these days. Is there a reason you need a chain of your likeness cause I am quite sure airbrushed t-shirts were in 2 years ago Rick Ross. And when the hell did Sean Kingston Grimace become a spokesperson for Crayola? Ronald finna’ put a big red shoe in somebodies ass. Jesus be a chain snatching thief.

Will Smith’s “I Am Legend” styles on the box office at 76.5 million

December 17, 2007

The Warner Bros. tale “I Am Legend,” starring Smith as a plague survivor who may be the last living human, debuted with $76.5 million, the biggest December opening ever and a personal best for one of Hollywood’s top box-office champs, according to studio estimates Sunday.

[…] “I Am Legend” smashed Smith’s personal debut record, easily exceeding the $52.1 million opening weekends of “I, Robot” and “Men in Black II,” his previous bests. “I Am Legend” outdid the $72.6 million premiere of 2003’s “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King,” the previous best December opening.

“It’s nice to be in the Will Smith business,” said Dan Fellman, head of distribution for Warner Bros. “He is just the No. 1 box-office star in the world today.”

Go head brotha! Can I get hooked up with a second cousin or maybe great uncle Larry? I’m just sayin…

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